QUIZ: What Halloween Creature are you?

Quiz by Emily Weinlick
PHS Press staff member

1.    What place(s) appeals to you most?
a.    Dark alleyways and rooftops
b.    Slimy swamps and sewers
c.    Your grandma's dusty catacombs
d.    An old and spooky mansion
e.    A eerie caravan in a thick forest
f.    A foggy cemetery
g.    Other

2.    Which would you rather eat/drink?
a.    Blood or animals
b.    Fish or lizards
c.    Nothing
d.    Anything from an abandoned refrigerator
e.    Children, mushrooms, or potions
f.    Brains or anything fleshy
g.    Other

3.    What would you rather wear?
a.    A tux and long flowing cape or a shredded plaid shirt and jeans
b.    Slime
c.    Dirty strips of paper
d.    Nothing, it would just go right through you!
e.    A simple black dress with a pointy hat to top it off
f.    Ragged clothes of any kind
g.    Other

4.    What would you do to spend your free time?
a.    Cower in a dark place and wait for an unlucky victim to terrorize
b.    Make your own slip n' slide out of slime!
c.    Sleep, sleep, sleep…
d.    Stroll through the hallways of your haunting home
e.    Boil a love potion to use on your next door neighbor
f.    Roam around moaning about nothing
g.    Other

5.    Which pet would you rather have?
a.    A bat or wolf
b.    A frog
c.    A mouse
d.    None, you don't really like animals anyway
e.    A cat, raven, or rat
f.    A skeletal puppy
g.    Other

Congrats on completing the quiz! If you answered mostly A's then you are a terrifying vampire or werewolf, if you answered mostly B's you are a humble swamp monster who keeps to themselves, if you answered mostly C's you are a lazy mummy, if you answered mostly D's you are a ghost or ghoul, if you answered E's you are a tricky witch, if you answered mostly F's you are a zombie, and if you answered mainly G's I seriously don't know whether this quiz was any use to you. Happy Halloween!