Thursday, May 7, 2015

BOOK REVIEW: The Kingdoms of Evil by Daniel Bensen

by Solomon Midwinter
PHS Press staff writer

The Kingdoms of Evil by Daniel Bensen was a joy to read.  It was a surprise to learn it was his first book.  I would recommend this book highly, but only to people 12 and up, because there are a few moments involving some colorful language, and some moments that may not be suitable for younger children. 

   I expected the book to be a comedy, and very little else.  While certainly funny, the book actually also had some more serious moments, which was a nice surprise.
    It is an imaginative series, set in a fictional universe that is in many ways not so different from our own.  Freetrick Feend was a student at a college in the Rationalist Union.  Then he was spirited off by a strange, anatomically improbable creature called Mr. Skree, and his betrothed, a strange and terrifying woman called Bloodbyrn. He was taken to be the god-king of the kingdoms of evil. This was an incredibly dysfunctional empire, composed of three kingdoms.
     It had once been a serious threat and force in the world, but that time was centuries ago, and now it is a nation stuck in the middle ages, in an (albeit magical) world that is in the post industrial era. 
    Quite beyond that, government policies, or lack thereof, have ensured that unless something is done quickly, the entire empire will implode.  That is if they don't starve to death first.  And no one realizes how weak the military and decides to invade. 
    And on top of all of this, the Skrean (Skrea is one of the kingdoms of evil) magic system is entirely dependent on slaughtering massive numbers of monsters and/or people, as its magic system is necromancy. 
    As the name implies, these kingdoms relatively few human inhabitants are almost exclusively homicidal maniacs and sadists.  More to the point, the standard procedure if you are unhappy with the current administration is to arrange the death of the current ruler.  And as a sane and logical ruler, Freetrick had some deeply unpopular ideas. 
    This book is great, although somewhat hard to find.  It was never actually traditionally published, but it can be found on Kindle unlimited, or just Kindle.  It is also supposed to be the first book in a series, called the Covenant Nonsense.  I have been unable to find the second book, but I am still looking.  I am, however, thinking that it will come out soon if it does at all, as it was published as an Ebook  four years ago.  All in all, I would rate this book quite highly, and hope to find a sequel soon.

Monday, May 4, 2015

Wait, what is a Propane-a-phone?

by Parker Lehman
PHS Press staff member

Boiled in Lead

Boiled in Lead is a Minneapolis based band of an impossible to define genre. They kicked off on Saint Patrick’s Day 1983 and 15 years later released a compilation titled “Alloy”.

The Band is made up of Marc Anderson (drums and percussion), Dean Magraw (guitar) Todd Menton (vocals, guitar, mandolin, bodhran, whistle) Drew Miller (bass guitar, dulcimer) David Stenshoel (fiddle.)

Alloy kicks off with “Arpad's Guz,” a fast paced song that mixes a strange cymbal sound with an unidentifiable string instrument. The next track “House-Husband’s Lament” is rockabilly at its finest.

They go on combining the surreal, (“The Microorganism”) the silly, (“Rasputin”) and the serious (“The Dreadnaught”). Boiled in Lead pulls from a collection of 16 instruments including Electric guitar, Hurdy-gurdy, Propane-o-phone, and Zurna to craft a wonderful sound where you never know what will come next. The bass player Drew defines what exactly a Propane-a-phone is: “The propane-o-phone is some long metal pipes that, when you heat the column of air inside with a propane torch, it produces that special sound that only a propane-o-phone can.” They are used on “The Microorganism.”

After 32 years Boiled in Lead is still going strong. Check them out at http://www.boiledinlead.com/ or search YouTube for some of their music.


Friday, May 1, 2015

Soren Le’go’ Page

by Parker Lehman
PHS Press staff member
Soren LePage of Woodbury


Lego stop motion is a technique has been around for years and is a favored medium for PHS’s very own Soren LePage, 15 years old from Woodbury MN.

The popularity of this medium reached an all time high after The Lego Movie grossed $468,000,000 making it the 13th highest grossing animation of all time. They used a mix of computer generated and stop motion Lego animation.

 In Lego stop motion a scene is set up then the Lego figures are moved in incredibly small increments taking a picture each time. About 4 years ago as LePage was watching Forrestfire101, a well known Lego animator, and decided to try his hand at animation. He set up his Legos and prepared to take thousands of photos. When asked why he enjoyed it he responded, “Because I play God.”

POLL: The better of the two


Malachi Johnson
PHS Press staff member


The people of Planet Homeschool have taken their votes of which one is better.

Indiana Jones



or



Star Wars. 


Indiana Jones got 6 votes

Star Wars got 17.

Star Wars is the clear victor with a whopping 17 points.